Wednesday, 3 February 2010

CAN MARKETING HELP CHEATING MEN

This is the message to all people who look like Adam; hang on: I mean men, that life would be better if we view marriage as Marketing. What is marketing? It is anticipating, identifying and satisfying consumer needs profitably. Marriages sometimes become hard because men don’t know marketing.

Just look what marketing says: Marketing research; you have to search women not waiting for them to search for you. Trust me initiatives makes you a leader.

Market segment: You have to segment them and see who fits your personality; all women are not the same. If you don’t do this you will face crisis of crushing with many. Just ask Olly Murs, Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton or our skipper Terry.

Market targeting: you have to target only one; you can’t marry or have every pretty lady you see around, if you force you are heading for trouble; an ancient wisdom which still works today.

Product positioning; you have to create an image which you want to view her; a friend, a mother of your kids or a darling. And maintain that consistent image even when that pretty neighbour crosses in front of your house

Branding; you have to brand her; how people and yourself should view her; for example it can be a very valuable person, or cheap woman. Trust me it is in your mind.

Marketing Management: You have to learn how to manage her and her affairs.
Like I said about marketing research above (read again if you 4got) do you want to be a husband for a day or a week only? Of course not, you want to reign forever. So what’s marketing again?

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